When my brother Ben brushed off my polite requests to return the LEGO masterpieces his son swiped during a family dinner, I stayed calm. But after a month of “forgetting” to bring them back, I decided it was time for a creative lesson in karma.
The whole mess started during a family dinner. My brother Ben’s nine-year-old son, Jason, had suddenly noticed the LEGO dioramas in our home and it blew his little mind.
“Look, Dad! A bank robber is hiding from the cops on the mantel!” he cried.
I frowned and wandered over with my brother. “Well spotted, Jason. That’s a new one… even I haven’t seen it yet.” I turned to my teen boys. “When did this join the decor?”
Toby, my sixteen-year-old, rolled his eyes. “Two days ago… I was certain you’d find it while dusting, but nope!”
I chuckled. Some parents bond with their kids over football games and movies, but me and my boys? We build little LEGO scenes and leave them around the house like Easter eggs.
I bent over then and whispered to Jason, “You should go look in the bookcase in the hallway and see who you can find hiding there.”
His face lit up, and he raced off. A few minutes later, he shouted, “It’s Iron Man! And he’s fighting Darth Vader!”
“Hey Toby, Max, why don’t you show Jason our LEGO room?” I said. “I think he’d like our latest project.”
“It’s great you guys are living closer now,” I remarked. “An hour’s drive is nothing compared to flying across the country for visits.”
“Yeah.” Ben grinned. “We already have Christmas plans, but I want you guys to come over for a BBQ for New Year’s. Deal?”
“Deal!”
As the afternoon progressed, it became clear Jason had made it his mission to find every hidden LEGO diorama in our house.
My boys seemed content to leave him to it while they worked on our latest big project: Han Solo proposing on the Millennium Falcon. Then we all sat down for dinner together.
An hour after my brother and his family left, I was elbow-deep in dishwater when Toby’s voice carried from the LEGO room, sharp with disbelief. “Mom? We have a situation here.”
I dried my hands on a dish towel, already dreading what I might find. “What kind of situation?”
“Chewie is gone, and the whole build with the Minecraft Creeper studying in the Hogwarts Library!” Max called out.
My stomach dropped as I walked into the room. Max, Toby, and I promptly searched the house and soon discovered numerous empty spaces where our treasured creations had stood just hours ago.
The three of us shared a look of dawning realization.
We’d all seen how fascinated Jason had been with our builds. He must’ve taken them!
“I’m sure Uncle Ben will bring them back,” I said. “Jason… well, sometimes kids that age do dumb things even though they know better.”
I pulled out my phone and dialed Ben’s number, carefully keeping my tone light when he answered.
“Hey, bro! Funny thing — it seems like some of our LEGO masterpieces decided to take a field trip home with you guys. When can you bring them back?”
I felt heat rise in my cheeks. Those “toys” represented countless hours of family time, and his condescending words ticked me off.
“Make sure you remember, Ben. Those toys mean a lot to us and we need them back.”
That “next time” turned into a month of excuses. Each time I met Ben for coffee, he’d conveniently “forget” to bring them.
I watched my boys’ expressions grow more disappointed with each empty-handed visit, and something inside me hardened. Christmas came and went, and I realized Ben had no intention of returning our LEGO.
I gathered my boys in the living room one evening for a heart-to-heart about it.
“Look, guys,” I began, “I think it’s time we face facts. Uncle Ben isn’t going to return our LEGO models.”
Max’s shoulders slumped. “So we just give up? Let him steal our stuff?”
“Oh, honey.” I leaned forward, a smile playing at the corners of my mouth. “Who said anything about giving up? I think it’s time we showed Uncle Ben exactly how it feels when someone ‘borrows’ your stuff without permission.”
“We’re going to his New Year’s BBQ this weekend,” I said innocently, stirring my hot chocolate. “I’ve already texted him to tell him he needs to return our stuff the minute we walk through the door. If he doesn’t… well, let’s just say I have a plan in mind to motivate him.”
The boys exchanged gleeful looks. By the time I’d finished outlining my plan, they looked like little kids plotting to raid the cookie jar.
At the BBQ, I watched Ben manning his precious grill, wearing that stupid “Kiss the Cook” apron he loved so much.
“Hey, bro!” I marched up to him. “You said you’d have our LEGO sets ready to go when we got here, so where are they? I want to put them in my car right now, so I don’t need to worry about it later.”
He waved dismissively, flipping burgers with his other hand. “Oh man, totally slipped my mind again. Next time, sis, promise!”
I caught Toby’s eye across the patio and gave him a subtle nod. Operation Payback was officially a go.
I’d spent years teaching my boys about respect and responsibility, but sometimes, being a good parent means teaching creative life lessons.
What happened next would have made any heist movie proud. Max casually wandered inside to “use the bathroom,” returning minutes later with suspiciously bulging pockets.
Toby helped Ben’s wife, Carol, bring out more drinks, and somehow managed to make Ben’s favorite bottle koozies disappear in the process.
I kept Ben distracted with questions about his new grill, while my boys systematically liberated various small items from around the house.
The real masterpiece was when they managed to snag his prized Bluetooth speakers right off the kitchen counter. I nearly burst out laughing when I saw Max slide them into his oversized hoodie pocket with the skill of a seasoned pickpocket.
Three hours later, I gave the signal to wrap things up. We said our goodbyes and headed to the car, looking perfectly innocent. That’s when I realized my boys might’ve taken things a little too far.
“Boys!” I whispered fiercely. “We are not dog-nappers! Take him back right now!”
“But Mom,” Max protested, hugging Cooper, “he looked so lonely! And he’s technically a small item.”
“Now.” I tried to look stern, but I couldn’t help laughing.
While Toby sneaked Cooper back inside, I started the car, knowing it wouldn’t be long before Ben discovered the state of his house.
Sure enough, my phone started buzzing before we’d even made it home. I only answered when we finally got home.
“CARLY!” Ben’s voice was several octaves higher than usual. “Where are my remotes? And my speakers? And everything else?”
“Oh?” I examined my nails casually. “Have some things gone missing? How strange. That must be so frustrating.”
“This isn’t funny! I need my stuff back!”
“Hmm.” I paused for dramatic effect. “You know what? I’ll check with the boys. They might know something about borrowed items. Though I can’t promise when we’ll remember to return them. You know how it is… things just slip your mind sometimes.”
The silence on the other end was delicious.
“You wouldn’t,” he finally said.
“Try me, big brother. But I’ll tell you what — bring over our LEGO sets tonight, and maybe we can work something out.”
Ben showed up at our door forty-five minutes later, red-faced and carrying not just our missing builds but three additional LEGO sets he “thought might be ours too.”
“You know,” Ben said sharply, “I really think you took this too far. Jason is just a kid and—”
“Let me stop you right there,” I cut in. “Jason should know better than to take things that don’t belong to him, but you’re right, he is just a kid. The real problem here is his adult parent, who promised to return the stuff Jason took and didn’t.”
Ben’s face grew even redder.
“Fine! I didn’t take it seriously, and I’m sorry, okay?” He said, letting out a long-suffering sigh.
I smiled sweetly as I patted his shoulder. “Lesson learned. But just so we’re clear, this is how we’ll handle any future ‘borrowing’ in this family. Got it?”
He laughed nervously, clutching his recovered speakers to his chest. As I watched him drive away, Toby and Max high-fived behind me.
“Mom,” Toby said admiringly, “you are seriously scary sometimes.”
I grinned, feeling the last knot of tension release from my shoulders. Sometimes the best family bonds are forged through a little creative justice.
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